heinoushenry asked: would you rather have gills on your neck and be able to breathe under water or have wings for arms and be able to fly?
I think I’d rather have a bird body and regular arms. That would be badass.
heinoushenry asked: would you rather have an adult head and baby body or baby head and adult body?
I don’t think either of those has an advantage. I mean, figure you have an adult head on a baby body. Is the baby body going to be able to support the head? Probably not; it probably won’t even have a big enough heart to pump blood through the brain so you could function well enough to have coherent thoughts and not die, and so on.
Figure somehow that the baby body WOULD be able to support and sustain an adult head, then you’re still stuck in a teeny, tiny body, and NOBODY would want to ever have sex with you for the rest of your life. That would be the WORST! Tiny, baby purgatory.
Well, it WOULD be the worst, but I think maybe baby head/adult body is pretty bad, too. With a baby head, there’d be no room for a large enough brain to handle adult things like doing taxes or telling a joke about taxes at a cocktail party. If anything, you’d also have the intellect of a baby, so you’d crap yourself and be like a dizzy, stumbly godzilla in a man’s body.
I really dunno what I’d choose.
heinoushenry asked: would you rather have mini fingers coming out of the tips of your regular fingers or ears that could taste what they hear?
Man, I don’t even know what tasting sounds would be like, but I think I’d know what feeling things more would feel like….
I’m gonna have to go with tasting sounds.
The Brave Salad
This is a little doodle I did one day. Not sure why I chose salad, but something felt “right” about this scenario.
I like to think he won somehow.
Dr. Fraunbrau and Mr. Squintly
May I present: Dr. Fraunbrau and Mr. Squintly.
I don’t think I intended for these two to be on the same page, necessarily, but here are two characters I made up that involve weird eye configurations.
Going Google
A couple of weeks ago, OCADU’s student email changed over from its old, clunky interface to a Google Apps setup. I was asked to design posters, web graphics and handbills to inform students of the change.
Ryan and the Wizard
The Grandma’s Virginity Podcast is one of my favourite things to listen to (usually while playing Minecraft.) It’s a podcast put on by Justin Roiland, Ryan Ridley, sometimes Jackie Buscarino. It features a wide cast of characters, and usually some improvised scenes acted out by whoever feels like it at the time.
One such scene was one in which Ryan was essentially forced to choose death, or to have sex with Casey Anthony, a woman acquitted in the death of her infant. There were doubts in Ryan’s mind as to whether or not he should even do this, because he wasn’t quite sure if Ms. Anthony was actually innocent. Jesus, God and a Wizard (and his orb) finally convinced him it was the right move.
I was inspired by my friend Taj to send in some episode art, so here is what I came up with.
I like to challenge myself whenever I do a “big” illustration, and this one was all-new for me. I’d never attempted a proper comic book cover; I’d never drawn someone lit from beneath using only highlights, and I’d never drawn Ryan Ridley #$%@ing Casey Anthony, either. This was really fun!
CouchPigDog in SPAAAAACE!!!
This is my second drawing for the 4th Annual Super Mario Marathon for Child’s Play Charity. It’s based on a request from the chat for a hybrid of Couch Dog, Couch Pig and they wanted it in space!
Elmo was a thing that happened late last night - there was a scary Tickle Me Elmo that freaked everyone out with the way it moved.
